(Joke) Japanese Study In USA

(Joke) Japanese Study In USA
First day of school in an American high school in
Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid,
Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class.
As the class start, the teacher says: "Let's start with a
small quiz in American history". Who said "Freedom or
death?" Suddenly silence... ...and only Suzuki raises his hand: "Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. "Very
good Suzuki". And who said: "The nation is it's people
and as such can never die? Suzuki raises his hand
again: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington. The
teacher looks at her students and says: "Shame on you,
Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you. A silent voice from the back of the class: "Go
fuck yourselves, shitt Japanese "Who said that!?", yells
the teacher. Suzuki raises his hand and says: "General
MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982
at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit.
The class is in silence and hear again a silent voice: "Suck my cock!!! The teacher is furious: "I've had
enough. Who said that? Suzuki : "Bill Clinton to
Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington.
Another voice yells: "Suzuki is shitt! Suzuki :
"Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto
Grand-Prix in 2002. The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she
said: "What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!
Suzuki raises his hand again : "Sri Mulyani, Ministry
of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK
auditors were in her office